Wish I Was There...

Can I just say that I am very jealous of everyone's vacations? Occasionally I have a desire to travel the world. And then I remember how cranky I get after being in the car for more than 10 hours. If only there were teletransporters. Or it wasn't so dang expensive to fly. Perhaps I'll take up bicycling or buy a riding lawn mower. Then it would sure take a long time to get around the world. And I would need a hot air balloon for the oceans. Maybe hitchhiking is the answer. Good plan.